Shining Storm
sociopaths-have-the-box:

digger-bick:

digger-bick:

lacunal:

this is really well done

and thats what you get for being a greedy asshole

I’ve gained like 10 followers from this freaking post

sociopaths-have-the-box:

digger-bick:

digger-bick:

lacunal:

this is really well done

and thats what you get for being a greedy asshole

I’ve gained like 10 followers from this freaking post

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kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
franciium:

hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

Is that Captain America?

franciium:

hedgyhedgehog:

jacquesattack:

You don’t fuck with the tray master

There’s something about the casual destructive power of immense, self-certain competence.

Is that Captain America?

I found a way to actually lose in AC:NL

samantha-as-herself:

I didn’t check my town for 6 months and the bamboo overran my town, effectively blocking me off from being able to leave the section with my house or get to town. I have no axes so I am STUCK. 

I HAVE LOST TO A GAME THAT SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE.

spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]
askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

askfordoodles:

kindamindless:

I laughed way too much

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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imageeven the babiesimagei meanimage

this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

soofdope:

Nailed it.